PROGRAMS!

BUG BERSERK! (Summer 2008)
Pretend you're smaller.
A creepy crawler. 
And when people see you,
They run and holler . . .
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 
Bug Berserk is a storytelling program about . . . yup, you guessed it - BUGS!  From mosquitos to slugs, from fleas to litterbugs, Bug Berserk is a wacky look at life as a bug.
 
MONSTER MAYHEM!
Mama laughed and kissed Johnny goodnight.

She tucked him in and then turned out the light.

And there Johnny was . . . all alone.

In the pitch, black, darkness . . .
When he heard a gruesome groan!

GULP.

 
Big Foot. Godzilla. Dracula. You ain't seen nothing yet. Monster Mayhem is a storytelling program dedicated to the unsung beasts and creatures of the monster world. Performed by Scooter Hayes in his one of a kind storytelling style, Monster Mayhem promises to be an unforgettable experience.
 
POETRY PANDEMONIUM!
I'm the booger in you nose.

Slimy!  Juicy!  Gross!

You may pick, you may blow.

But out your nose I'll never go.
uh-oh.  Ah . . . ah . . . CHOO!
WHOOOOOAAA!!!
 
Poetry Pandemonium is a humorous, interactive poetry program full of manic rhythm, rhyme, and song that will knock your socks off.
 
BIRTHDAY BONANZA!
Having a birthday?  Need some crazy stories?  Look no further!  Invite the one and only Story-YELLER! to your next party and enjoy a Birthday Bonanza!
 
Birthday Package #1)  20-25 minute performance $100.
Birthday Package #2)  40-45 minute performance $200.
 
   
Scooter Hayes - Storyteller, Story-YELLER! - (949) 395-6197 - scooterstories@yahoo.com